Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 1, 2006

!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH

4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at...
4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun swings. He hits you with a 575MB disk! You read the 575MB disk. It is written in an alien tongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the 575MB...

A watched clock never boils.
A watched clock never boils.

"Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, ...
"Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin! I shot at him as he at me, ...

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like...
ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!