Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 12, 2006

"The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin,...
"The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something. That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to...

Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted...
Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end. For the first time, I found that...

One good suit is worth a thousand resumes.
One good suit is worth a thousand resumes.