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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 19, 2006


He who dies with the most toys wins.
He who dies with the most toys wins.

A man is not complete until he is married -- then he...
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune...
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end. -- Bert Whitney

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

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