Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 13, 2006

A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted...
A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty. -- LeSage

Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem...
Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be located on a natural invasion route. -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

When we write programs that "learn", it turns out...
When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they don't.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool...
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence...
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. Consider the flea!--incomparably the bravest of all...

Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.