Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 23, 2006

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent...
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. -- Thomas Alva Edison

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Old Japanese proverb: There are two kinds of fools --...
Old Japanese proverb: There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt. Fuji, and those who climb it twice.

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

1 Billion dollars of budget deficit =...
1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman 6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number 2 pints = 1 Cavort Basic unit of Laryngitis =...

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

Where's the Coke machine? Tell me a joke!!
Where's the Coke machine? Tell me a joke!!