Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 24, 2006

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who...
In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

"First things first -- but not necessarily in that...
"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order" -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have...
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.

Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.

Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.