Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 16, 2006

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from...
Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular momentum.

"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have...
"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner

"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions...
"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell." -- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88

"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped...
"Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin." -- Michael O'Donohugh

Lack of skill dictates economy of style. - Joey Ramone
Lack of skill dictates economy of style. - Joey Ramone

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give...
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. - Frank Zappa

Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have...
Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than...

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting...
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.

For large values of one, one equals two, for small values...
For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.