Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 14, 2006

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to...
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store...
Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register. "Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that,"...

Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club...
Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account. You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up! -- "The Rockford Files"

Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make...
Jim, this is Janelle. I'm flying tonight, so I can't make our date, and I gotta find a safe place for Daffy. He loves you, Jim! It's only two days, and you'll see. Great Danes are no problem! -- "The Rockford Files"

Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named...
Jim, this is Matty down at Ralph's and Mark's. Some guy named Angel Martin just ran up a fifty buck bar tab. And now he wants to charge it to you. You gonna pay it? -- "The Rockford Files"

Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?
Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?