Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 12, 2006

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so...
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. -- John Stuart Mill

Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on...
Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more. What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from? All...

Today is the last day of your life so far.
Today is the last day of your life so far.

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth...
And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. -- Kahlil Gibran

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way...
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. -- Joseph Heller, "God Knows"

Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with...
Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.

Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith...
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. -- Paul Tillich, German theologian.

Each of us bears his own Hell. -- Publius...
Each of us bears his own Hell. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.