Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 8, 2006

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing;...
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." -- Goethe

Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

The only certainty is that nothing is certain...
The only certainty is that nothing is certain. -- Pliny the Elder

A pessimist is an optimist with experience.
A pessimist is an optimist with experience.

The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are...
The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles...

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform...
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina...
What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner