Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 23, 2006

There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit...
There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit of such size, And so deep and so wide, You could play cards inside, Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

___ ______ Frobtech, Inc...
___ ______ Frobtech, Inc. /__/\ ___/_____/\ \ \ \ / /\\ \ \ \_/__ / \ "If you've got the job, _\ \ \ /\_____/___ \ we've...

QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you...
QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.

If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why...
If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe? -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.