Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 16, 2006

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling...
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN...
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!

The difference between art and science is that science is what...
The difference between art and science is that science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"

Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other...
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven! ...
Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven! -- Michael J. Wagner