Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 15, 2006

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test...
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.

F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a dm!

Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday...
Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know...
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. -- Lao Tsu

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or...
Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle Or as finished as it seems in the end.