Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 26, 2006

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money,...
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull...
If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out. If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince"

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never...
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There...
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." ...
"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Did you ever see a doctor?" "No, just spots."

Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid...
Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid to exercise like a lunatic. You don't. 2. Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed up the heart. So do heart attacks. 3. Exercising around small children can scar them emotionally for life. 4...