Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 4, 2006

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are...
Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are. -- Pope St. Gregory I

Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille weren't...
Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille weren't so damned great! -- Armistead Maupin

There's something different about us -- different from people...
There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe, Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny. -- G. Gordon Liddy

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt...
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.