Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 18, 2006

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth...
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth. -- Picasso

Easy come and easy go, some call me easy...
Easy come and easy go, some call me easy money, Sometimes life is full of laughs, and sometimes it ain't funny You may think that I'm a fool and sometimes that is true, But I'm goin' to heaven in a flash of fire, with...

God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much...
God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now?
Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now?

It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More...
It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"