Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday October 28, 2006

"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac,...
"According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat...

Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider...
Grelb's Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

DAWN: The time when men of reason go to bed.
DAWN: The time when men of reason go to bed.

QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must...
QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must. I do what I get paid to do.

QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean ...
QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean the snakes have gone away.

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's...
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schulz

There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that nobody...
There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.