Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 6, 2006

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation...
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayres

An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon...
An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps. She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears! The genie tells the woman the he will grant her...

I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing. - Darse...
I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing. - Darse ("Darth") Vader

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.