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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 22, 2006


A full belly makes a dull brain. --...
A full belly makes a dull brain. -- Ben Franklin [and the local candy machine man. Ed]

Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. --...
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb

Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: ...
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.

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