Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday October 17, 2006

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable...
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above...
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm...

The birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it...
The birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it is time for Miss Manners to tell young lovers to stop necking in public. It's not that Miss Manners is immune to romance. Miss Manners has been known to squeeze a gentleman's arm while being...

I know on which side my bread is buttered. --...
I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood

What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina...
What's love but a second-hand emotion? -- Tina Turner