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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 29, 2006


If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take...
A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.

Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbauer
Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbauer

Paranoia is heightened awareness.
Paranoia is heightened awareness.

Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty...
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. -- Eric Hoffer

We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of...
We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of the drops sparkle!

We are not loved by our friends for what we are; rather, we...
We are not loved by our friends for what we are; rather, we are loved in spite of what we are. -- Victor Hugo

A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each...
A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side. It weighs one third of a pound per foot. On one end hangs a monkey holding a banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey. The banana weighs two ounces...

Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.
Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.

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