Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 2, 2006

There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who demurely undressed on a train. A helpful young porter Helped more than he orter, And she promptly cried "Help me again"

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened...
Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land...
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. -- Frank Lloyd Wright

A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for...
A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.