| Freebsd Fortunes: 1037 of 3566 |
"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
-- Johnny Carson
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1038 of 3566 |
For what it's worth, if you -can- get Michelle Pfeiffer to model
a latex daemon suit for the catalog, I strongly suggest you do.
Breasts can sell anything. Shiny red latex body suits start
religions.
-- Brian McGroarty <bvmcg@yahoo.com>
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1039 of 3566 |
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1040 of 3566 |
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1041 of 3566 |
Forgetfulness, n.:
A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their
destitution of conscience.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1042 of 3566 |
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1043 of 3566 |
fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1044 of 3566 |
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS! #6
RAZORBACK: Paul Harbride, 1984, 2 hours 25 min.
One of the great Australian films of the early 1980's, and
arguably the best movie ever made about a large, man-eating
hog. Some violence. With Gregory Harrison.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1045 of 3566 |
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samuri
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1046 of 3566 |
fortune's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate:
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine.
"Hey you, get off my plate"
-- Roger Midnight
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