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Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1832 of 3566 |
Jesus Saves,
Moses Invests,
But only Buddha pays Dividends.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1833 of 3566 |
Job Placement, n.:
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1834 of 3566 |
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1835 of 3566 |
Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1836 of 3566 |
Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called
"Bureaucracy". Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do
anything loses.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1837 of 3566 |
Join the march to save individuality!
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1838 of 3566 |
Jone's Law:
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1839 of 3566 |
Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1840 of 3566 |
Jones's First Law:
Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction
to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their
original contribution.
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