Freebsd Fortunes

"Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
that way."

Am I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.

Ambidextrous, adj.:
        Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
                -- Charlie McCarthy

America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism
to decadence without touching civilization.
                -- John O'Hara

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him,
until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and
changed its name to "America".
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective
employees be honest and hardworking.  It has even stopped hoping for
employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference
between the men's room and the women's room without having little
pictures on the doors.
                -- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister"

"Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it."

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because
people refuse to see it.
                -- James Michener, "Space"

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but
is always polite to traffic cops.