Freebsd Fortunes

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast
reflexes.

There is no such thing as fortune.  Try again.

There is no time like the pleasant.

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be
doing.

There is no TRUTH.  There is no REALITY.  There is no CONSISTENCY.
There are no ABSOLUTE STATEMENTS   I'm very probably wrong.

"There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine,"
said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.  "And yet just
a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable
question," said Nasrudin.  "I could have answered it if I had been
there." "Very well.  He asked, 'Why are you breaking into my house in
the middle of the night?'"

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the
ocean level wouldn't cure.
                -- Ross MacDonald

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and
that is not being talked about.
                -- Oscar Wilde

There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale
returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
                -- Mark Twain