| Freebsd Fortunes: 1511 of 3566 |
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1512 of 3566 |
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
-- Dorothy Parker
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1513 of 3566 |
If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1514 of 3566 |
If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the
plantation and go home.
-- Eugene P. Gallagher
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1515 of 3566 |
If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1516 of 3566 |
"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
-- Albert Einstein
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1517 of 3566 |
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton
In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side
with the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing
on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson
In computer science, we stand on each other's feet.
-- Brian K. Reid
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1518 of 3566 |
If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is
also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so
friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1519 of 3566 |
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1520 of 3566 |
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
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