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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."
-- Blair Houghton
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You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G. K. Chesterton
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When the local flashers are handing out written descriptions.
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When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own
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A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the
other fellow can spell.
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College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the
faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if
the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms,
legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the
loss to humanity.
-- H. L. Mencken
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Colvard's Logical Premises:
All probabilities are 50
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. Either a thing will happen or it
Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary:
This is especially true when dealing with someone you're
Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.