| Freebsd Fortunes: 2401 of 3566 |
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2402 of 3566 |
Putt's Law:
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2403 of 3566 |
Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2404 of 3566 |
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2405 of 3566 |
Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2406 of 3566 |
Q: How many DEC repairmen does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate. It will depend upon how many flats they've
brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2407 of 3566 |
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a
maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2408 of 3566 |
Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb
in San Francisco?
A: Both of them.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2409 of 3566 |
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
|
|
| |
| Freebsd Fortunes: 2410 of 3566 |
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
|
|
