Freebsd Fortunes

"You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do."

You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow you'll
be dead.

You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a
reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating
the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for
independence.
                -- Charles A. Beard

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the
beach.

You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were
you.  I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare
yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the
company.
                -- J. Wellington Wells

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could
know how seldom they do.
                -- Olin Miller.

You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far.  Especially
if they are dead.

You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
about 10^12 to 1.
                -- Ernest Rutherford

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for
freedom and liberty.
                -- Henrik Ibsen