Freebsd Fortunes

You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door
mayonnaise salesman.

You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.

You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You're not paid enough to
worry.

You'd better beat it.  You can leave in a taxi.  If you can't get a
taxi, you can leave in a huff.  If that's too soon, you can leave in a
minute and a huff.
                -- Groucho Marx

"You'll never be the man your mother was!"

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a
thing he tells you.

Your conscience never stops you from doing anything.  It just stops you
from enjoying it.

Your fault: core dumped

Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.

Your lucky color has faded.