Freebsd Fortunes

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of
them keeps paying for it.
                -- Peggy Joyce

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely
than others.
                -- Alan Truscott

All extremists should be taken out and shot.

All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing
without thinking.

"All flesh is grass"
                -- Isiah
Smoke a friend today.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own
importance.

All I can think of is a platter of organic PRUNE CRISPS being trampled
by an army of swarthy, Italian LOUNGE SINGERS ...

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant