| Freebsd Fortunes: 1541 of 3566 |
"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for
me!"
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1542 of 3566 |
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances
are 50-50 it will.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1543 of 3566 |
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1544 of 3566 |
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1545 of 3566 |
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1546 of 3566 |
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
-- Art Hoppe
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1547 of 3566 |
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make
something out of you.
-- Muhammad Ali
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1548 of 3566 |
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1549 of 3566 |
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1550 of 3566 |
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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