Freebsd Fortunes

"I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me."
                -- Art Leo

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to
promote peace than our governments.  Indeed, I think that people want
peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of
the way and let them have it.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours."

"I like your game but we have to change the rules."

"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour!  This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
                -- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

"I love to eat them Smurfies
 Smurfies what I love to eat
 Bite they ugly heads off,
 Nibble on they bluish feet."

"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but
don't let appearances fool you.  I'm approaching old age ... at the
speed of light."
                -- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk

"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up."
                -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts