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If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon Baines Johnson
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter
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"If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts absolutely"
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"If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage."
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If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel
in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary
qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.
-- Marguerite Emmons
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If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
-- Ann Edwards-Duff
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"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
-- J. Paul Getty
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If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
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If you can read this, you're too close.