Freebsd Fortunes

The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.

"The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity
that would be clearly understood."
                -- Alexander Haig

"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start
with a large fortune."

The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
        Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
It must have blown through someone's feet,
        Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
                -- P. Opus

The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.

The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!

The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!

The world's as ugly as sin,
And almost as delightful
                -- Frederick Locker-Lampson

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of
four and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all
the answers.

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations.

He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan,
then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open
market.

If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarries then he should
not accept of the Earth that which he refuses to give of himself.

Such a man would expect a pear of a peach tree.
Such a man would expect a stone to lay an egg.
Such a man would expect Sears to assemble a lawnmower.
                -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"