Freebsd Fortunes

There is a green, multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs
tied during the month of April.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
                -- Walt Disney

"There is a road to freedom.  Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor,
Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and
love of the Fatherland."
                -- Adolf Hitler

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a
vacuum."
                -- Arthur C. Clarke

There *is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
                -- Mark Twain

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the
tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not
abuse it.  So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and
war hold him in check.  And also the wife who wants him home by five,
of course.
                -- Encyclopedia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their
home."
                -- Ken Olson, President of DEC, World Future Society
                   Convention, 1977