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Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a government project is
precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
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Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
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Roger the thief has a
method he uses for
Folks who are reading are
Always Forgetting to
Guard their own bac ...
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A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
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Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in