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New systems generate new problems.
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New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and
his wife most often reminds him to act it.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
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New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
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New York's got the ways and means;
Just won't let you be.
-- The Grateful Dead
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An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government
economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West
German pole-vault champion.
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Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
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Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond