| Freebsd Fortunes: 1891 of 3566 |
Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1892 of 3566 |
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1893 of 3566 |
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
-- Victor Borge
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1894 of 3566 |
Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of
misunderstanding.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1895 of 3566 |
Law of Probable Dispersal:
Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1896 of 3566 |
Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1897 of 3566 |
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the
bread to butter.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1898 of 3566 |
Laws of Serendipity:
(1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for
something.
(2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already
be engaged in making an inferior one.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1899 of 3566 |
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1900 of 3566 |
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
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