| Freebsd Fortunes: 3391 of 3566 |
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3392 of 3566 |
Whistler's Law:
You never know who is right, but you always know who is in
charge.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3393 of 3566 |
"Who cares if it doesn't do anything? It was made with our new
Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process ..."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3394 of 3566 |
Who made the world I cannot tell;
'Tis made, and here am I in hell.
My hand, though now my knuckles bleed,
I never soiled with such a deed.
-- A. E. Housman
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3395 of 3566 |
Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3396 of 3566 |
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3397 of 3566 |
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
-- George Ade
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3398 of 3566 |
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3399 of 3566 |
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3400 of 3566 |
Who's on first?
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