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Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on
-- W. C. Fields
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Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
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"Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed."
-- Neil Armstrong
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
-- Elliot, "E.T."
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How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland"