Freebsd Fortunes

"Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore."

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
        You are a quick and intelligent thinker.  People like you
because you are bisexual.  However, you are inclined to expect too much
for too little.  This means you are cheap.  Geminis are known for
committing incest.

GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20)
        Good news and bad news highlighted.  Enjoy the good news while
you can; the bad news will make you forget it.  You will enjoy praise
and respect from those around you; everybody loves a sucker.  A short
trip is in the stars, possibly to the men's room.

Genderplex, n.:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
tortoises).
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why
you should.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus
handicapped.
                -- Elbert Hubbard

Genius, n.:
        A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with
"bright".

George Orwell 1984.  Northwestern 0.
                -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82

George Orwell was an optimist.

George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to
have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
                -- Ashley Cooper