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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth
and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
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I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe
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"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages. You
sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an
eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working. I
have never met you, but if I do you'll need a new nose and plenty of
beefsteak and perhaps a supporter below. Westbrook Pegler, a
guttersnipe, is a gentleman compared to you. You can take that as more
of an insult than as a reflection on your ancestry."
-- President Harry S Truman
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I have learned
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
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"I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming
that I have never made one."
-- James Gordon Bennett
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"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter."
-- Blaise Pascal
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I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole
-- from "Cerebus" #82
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"I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer."
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
-- Oscar Wilde
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"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it
scattered around the beaches of the world ... Perhaps you've seen it.
-- Steven Wright