Freebsd Fortunes

"You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on."
                -- Hepler, Systems Design 182

You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior
executive.

"You can do this in a number of ways.  IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?"
                -- D. Taylor, Computer Science 350

You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you
can with just a kind word.
                -- Bumper Sticker

You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have,
for instance.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
                -- Alan Perlis

You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
                -- F. Allen

You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
                -- Steven Feiner