|Freebsd Fortunes: 2011 of 3566|
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2012 of 3566|
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2013 of 3566|
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2014 of 3566|
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2015 of 3566|
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2016 of 3566|
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2017 of 3566|
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2018 of 3566|
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2019 of 3566|
Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to
everyone you know, only more so.
|Freebsd Fortunes: 2020 of 3566|
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.