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"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
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"Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have
taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an
excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature."
-- Samuel Johnson
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She's genuinely bogus.
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SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is
playing golf with his boss.
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Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
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Signals don't kill programs. Programs kill programs.
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Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.
-- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet
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If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
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Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.