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Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer
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Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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"Thirty days hath Septober,
April, June, and no wonder.
all the rest have peanut butter
except my father who wears red suspenders."
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This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
please use the program "randchar". This program generates random
characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be
more profound than THIS program has ever been.
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This fortune intentionally not included.
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This fortune is false.
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This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
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"This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling
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"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT
-- Bob Violence