Freebsd Fortunes

There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it's not
a fence.

There's a long-standing bug relating to the x86 architecture that
allows you to install Windows.
                -- Matthew D. Fuller

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

There's little in taking or giving,
        There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
        Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
        The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
        And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
        And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle --
        Would you kindly direct me to hell?
                -- Dorothy Parker

There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our
whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
                -- Walt Kelly

There's no future in time travel.

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
                -- Dr. Who

There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get
any worse.

There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
                -- Will Rodgers