Freebsd Fortunes

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off
the ground.
                -- Daniel B. Luten

It's not that I'm afraid to die.  I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
                -- Woody Allen

It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
                -- Garfield

It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that
English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many
other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.
                -- Sydney J. Harris

It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...

It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.

It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
Devil when he is the only explanation of it.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.  Which
raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody
not to.
                -- Franklin P. Jones

It's the thought, if any, that counts!

I've built a better model than the one at Data General
For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral
My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.
My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,
You never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;
There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting;
My disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.

I feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:
There's lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,
Which shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral
I've built a better model than the one at Data General.

                -- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song" (To the tune of
                   "Modern Major General", from "Pirates of Penzance",
                   by Gilbert & Sullivan)